Friday, August 28, 2009

Words of the Day.

1.delectation noun:Great pleasure; delight, enjoyment.
2.gewgaw: a trinket
3.badinage: light, playful talk
4.chichi: affectedly trendy
5.vexillology: the study of flags.
6.puerile: juvenile; childish
7.xanthous: yellowish
8.gargantuan: huge
9.jollification: merrymaking; revelry
10.winsome: light-hearted.

Puns of the Day

1.I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
2.It became clear that some of the librarian's best abilities were put on the shelf.
3.Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type...'
4.I got angry when my cell phone battery died. My counselor suggested I find an outlet.
5.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
6.When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
7.As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
8.If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!
9.Every calendar's days are numbered.
10.Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.